Monday
Aug252025

Ep. 592: "Existential Gravy"

What are we doing here?

The Problem: He commutes on a magic carpet.

(Recorded on Monday, August 25, 2025.)


[MP3] Ep. 592: "Existential Gravy"

Monday
Aug182025

Ep. 591: "Sandwich Commando"

Mandatory Latin.

The Problem: What are you prepping for?

(Recorded on Monday, August 18, 2025.)


[MP3] Ep. 591: "Sandwich Commando"

Monday
Aug112025

Ep. 590: "Want Other Things"

Mr. Mustache.

The Problem: John is one of the happiest dads.

(Recorded on Monday, August 11, 2025.)


[MP3] Ep. 590: "Want Other Things"

Monday
Aug042025

Ep. 589: "Dress Audience"

A Step. Like a Step.

The Problem: John couldn’t make lawn bowling.

(Recorded on Monday, August 4, 2025.)


[MP3] Ep. 589: "Dress Audience"

Monday
Jul282025

Ep. 588: "An American Experiment"

There's two automobiles.

The Problem: They fix the problem they feel like solving.

(Recorded on Monday, July 28, 2025.)


[MP3] Ep. 588: "An American Experiment"

Monday
Jul142025

Ep. 587: "High-Hatting"

Power stroke of the day.

The Problem: Doesn’t John have Merlin today?

(Recorded on Monday, July 14, 2025.)


[MP3] Ep. 587: "High-Hatting"

Monday
Jul072025

Ep. 586: "Let's People"

Who will hold my hand?

The Problem: Nobody smokes anymore.

(Recorded on Monday, July 7, 2025.)


[MP3] Ep. 586: "Let's People"

Monday
Jun302025

Ep. 585: "Undercover Genie"

John shoulda knew.

The Problem: Another one of John’s classic hamburger choking parties.

(Recorded on Monday, June 30, 2025.)


[MP3] Ep. 585: "Undercover Genie"

Monday
Jun232025

Ep. 584: "Adult Bangs"

The Joey Era.

The Problem: Cynical always sounds smart.

(Recorded on Monday, June 23, 2025.)


[MP3] Ep. 584: "Adult Bangs"

Monday
Jun162025

Ep. 583: "Disproportionate Event Horizon"

Problematic Ice Cream Song.

The Problem: Somebody was trying to nail John to the carpet.

(Recorded on Monday, June 16, 2025.)


[MP3] Ep. 583: "Disproportionate Event Horizon"